The Decline of the Microservice
The Perfect Design That Wasn't
For the design enthusiast, microservices are a symphony of decoupled elegance. For the poor soul stuck maintaining them, it’s more like a slow descent through Dante’s Inferno. What starts as a sleek arrangement of tiny services can devolve into a dumpster fire of forgotten endpoints, version mismatches, and devs asking existential questions at 2 AM.
A Promise of Agility
Microservices emerged to solve the monolith conundrum: large, unwieldy applications that were impossible to deploy or scale without fear. By breaking functionality into independently deployable units, teams gained autonomy and speed. Suddenly, a small feature change didn’t require redeploying the entire application—just the service in question. But an extremely opinionated echelon of AWS certified gurus took this mostly sane concept and pushed it to a logical extreme that makes me wonder if living in mud huts was better for humanity.